Now imagine doing that while being trans, brown, and chronically swiping through Melbourne.

The 6 Guys an Immigrant Trans Person of Colour Will Date in Melbourne is a razor-sharp, unfiltered theatrical comedy about one femme’s quest for love — or at least a decent root — in a city overflowing with spiritual white saviours, gym bros, married tradies, and tech boys with Marvel TikToks and mommy issues.

Across six deeply regrettable men and several morally confusing hookups, D (with the help of her very gay best friend) battles heartbreak, horny therapists, and Gorgonzola-flavoured power dynamics — all while asking the question:

Can you actually find love in a place that still debates your right to exist?

Spoiler: probably not.

But you can find yourself — and roast every man who wasted your time along the way.